Saturday, August 9, 2008

sad and scary. wtf?

i got this in my inbox. it's hilarious and just a tad bit scary. shyeah, there are typos galore and it doesn't even matter:
"come on now I kno U get told all the time how beautiful because its only the truth how do you feel about about me so far? how would you feel the most comfortable confiding with me about eachother I could really enjoy ur friendship an companionship baby I would be that some1 u could grow to trust an maybe one day love thats whats up.. 4 the most part I could see myself holding you on the beach under the moonlight watching firworks b4 we go to the condo an get in the hot tubb or just holding hands as we walk where the water rushes on our feet an buries our toes in the sand if we see a lil sand crab an you become affraid I will carrie you Im being serious with you R U down to get 2kno me an see how I broke the mold you'll never meet any 1 like me again they could not duplicate my style if I sold them the blu print but dont think I am boastful b/cause I NOT but I am confident in myself I kno you could respect my hustle an I bet your a girl who would be down for her man???"
for the record, this is from a a cute white guy. doesn't matter, just illustrating here. how does he know that i respond well to such jargon? in other words, does he think that just because i'm black i'm willing to "respect [his] hustle?" i can only wonder.

also for the record, this is a little scary and hopefully some other girl [of any race] can "be down" for this man because it just isn't me. protect yourselves online. there are some true creepers out there. it's funny and it's sad. i'm SO lol'ing at the sand crab bit.

4 comments:

  1. Haha, wow. Either he's assuming you'll understand that because you're black, or he's a wannabe gangster. Or both. Or he's actually "from da hood". Who knows, haha. I hate creepy messages like that. A simple "Hey, what's up?" would be fine. :P

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  2. ♥cherry, darling.August 9, 2008 at 6:30 PM

    haha. maybe he is "from da hood." didn't consider that. that would explain it? :)

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  3. or maybe he's just on something dat make him write like dat...sa-own-diout. I know people (mainly young white dudes) who talk like dat. Is it code? A new dialect? From da south? Whats the messege? Talking can be an art form, done right, with no meaning. I know some folks, talk all day, dont say nothin...still they make me smile if thier mouths look good, or have kissable lips, know whats I be meanin?

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  4. HAHAHA I just found this and I am actually LOL-ing, that's really creepy

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