Wednesday, December 24, 2008

nursery pr0n!

haven't blogged in a while for reasons that should either fill you with envy or send you straight to Hell! just kidding about the Hell part.. maybe. i did have sex in a nursery about three times in one night, but this is scandalous and tacky at the most--not unforgivable. i'm really, really hoping that this is the case, that is.

'tis Xmas Eve which means increasingly less for me now that i'm getting older; i'm enjoying watching the kiddies have as much fun as i used to. all i want these days is some wine and the vague light that is my near future: having house parties at me and my bestie's apartment and more sex in less guilt-inducing places.

my uncle saw my ex boyfriend out someplace with some "ugly, skinny little girl" which was a random funny note of my night. everybody laughed at his story and then he threatened my current boyfriend with his rifles and his spades-playing skills. this means that he likes him. that's how we do it.

i could go on about how great it feels to have someone in my life who sees in me what i see in myself, but i'll spare everyone. i WILL say, however, that he changed my car tire out in the freezing cold when i had a flat. this is exactly what a real man is supposed to do, and i'm still trying to get used to it. everyone is pleased.
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now:
  • i've been Tagged, but i've lost the post of the person who tagged me!!! i apologize. it's a lot of fun when people can remember these things, though. it's a great way to get exposure and link exchanges. sorry i suck so bad! remind me, whoever took the time to tag me, and i will refuse to forget for next time! so, so sorry... my mind has been all over the place.
  • and while i'm remembering things, i'm doing my friend Bruce a favor! he is greatness incarnate as a DJ and here is a link to some of that greatness. it's good stuff. has to be. now you have something to at least fill in some of your bored, idle time. you're welcome.
Happy Holidays again! did you see my cutie .gif [or maybe it's a .png] of Jack Skellngton in a Sandy Claws outfit a couple of posts back?! i'm broke and this is all i can afford to give anyone this year!

ciao.

9 comments:

  1. ooh how very scandelous!

    tee hee all I can afford is graphics too, so feel no shame!

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  2. Oh goodness! Sex in a nursery?! I wonder what your Uncle would say to that ;)
    I'm glad you are having such a wonderful time with your new boyfriend, he sounds like the epitome of perfect guys. You impressed me with his knowledge of changing tires. :)
    Merry Christmas!

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  3. Damn girl, you really are gettin' some!

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  4. Nursery? Thrice? Nice ;)

    Aww, your bf sounds so awesome xD Chivalry may not be dead yet! And your uncle sounds a lot like mine xD EelOOEel! Merry Christmas <3

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  5. that quote on my blog was from a book called Wasted by Marya Hornbacher
    and merry belated xmas! ♥

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  6. merry belated christmas ♥

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  7. Scandalous indeed! ;)
    Well happy late Christmas!

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  8. ck hair runs in the family :)
    were from Haiti :)

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