i got pissed because my appointment just called me "sweetheart" at my job. silly boy. here are some rude jokes to make me laugh and feel better. not really feminist, just mean!
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: "I can do better than this" and he made woman.
"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."
-Jackie Mason
Q: Why are all dumb blond jokes one liners?
A: So men can understand them.
Q: Why do men like BMWs?
A: They can spell it.
Q: Why do men name their penises?
A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 99% of their decisions.
Q: Why are men like noodles?
A: They are always in hot water . They lack taste. They need dough.
alright. i feel better now. and i agree that these are mean!
i don't really think like this [except for maybe the first one...]. honestly, if that guy knew me, "sweetheart" would be the last thing he thought about me! i'm a woman, but i'm only a "lady" when i can afford to be one.
i'm strong. i'm a tart--a cherry tart.
I'm quite partial to the first one myself ;) At times, I think it's okay for a man to call a woman by an endearing name. But, nothing annoying like..."Little lady". Ugh.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, and here's a small, slightly mean joke :)
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.